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<v Tyson Flandreau>All right here we go.

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<v Tony Teske>Is a pool safe for diving?

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Well it deep-ends.

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[laughing]

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Poor delivery, but it did hit me.

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<v Ryan Timm>Why are elevator jokes so good?

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They work on so many levels 

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[laughs]

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It's true.

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<v Manuj Bhandari>I have one of my own

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Um, why do dad's wear, carry an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?

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In case they get a hole in one.

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<v director>That one's in there

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In? Ah. It's in Google.

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<v Tyson Flandreau>What does a nosey pepper do?

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It gets jalapeno business.

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Hold on it, it gets jal-up-in-yo business.

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<v Bryan Standridge>Why is sand so optimistic?

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It has a ca [laughing] sorry.

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<v Kimani Van Strayhorn>Am I the only one my wife has ever dated?

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Unfortunately yes, she said the others were all 9's and 10's

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<v Bryan Standridge>Why is sand so optimistic?

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It has a can dune attitude.

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[laughing] stupid.

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<v Tyson Flandreau>It gets jalapeno business. Does it get funnier everytime I say it?

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<v Glen Warn>Why do melons have weddings?

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Because they have cantelope.

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Oh, because they, they can't. You can edit it.

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Why do melons have weddings?

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Because they cant-elope.

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<v Mitch Green>How do you weigh a millenial?

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In insta-grams. [laughing]

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They're so bad.

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<v Kimani Van Strayhorn>There we go, yeah

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<v director>Perfect! <v Glen Warn>Ya, all right, great.

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<v director>Thank you. <v Glen Warn>Absolutely.